Michelle watched on stony-faced from the Bedsit as Shell caressed Stuart's face and stroked his hair - all in the name of skincare.
As the Geordie lass glared at the plasma screen from the comfort of her armchair, her eyes didn't move from the scene showing Shell lavishing attention on Stuart's face.
Mopping the Macclesfield lad's brow with a towel and lightly massaging an array of potions into his face, a tutu-clad Shell laughed and joked with her willing subject.
But Michelle was quick to pick faults with the would-be beautician's skills, muttering, "She's not even doing that properly, ya know - is she like making out she knows how to do facials? 'Cos she ain't doing it properly."
Shell massages Stuart
Not that Stuart was complaining, declaring his facial treat to be "amazing, dude."
Michelle sat rigid with eyes locked on the screen as Shell continued her tender ministrations until eventually erupting, "I need to go back now!"
And she had a further bone to pick with the blonde History of Art student. Stuart has apparently taken to referring to Shell as "Michelle", leading Michelle to declare, "It's like stealing my identity."
Could it be only a matter of time before Shell starts calling Stuart "her chicken"?
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