[kaphc]

Hi Janette!!

Glad to hear that your wedding day went well and you had a lovely honeymoon!

To summarise BB5 so far:

1st week was dominated by Kitten (the lesbian anachist) breaking pretty much every rule in the book, e.g. refusing to nominate, climbing on the roof, not wearing microphones etc. etc. Eventually after 2 formal warnings, she was told that a third offence would result in any housemate being evited. She then painted on the walls with some paint from a task and ended up being evicted on the Friday night, one week in.

In the meantime, Stuart (the "most intelligent" housemate) and Michelle (the slapper) ended up having intimate relations two nights running, and started up a relationship in the house. Stu seemed quite reticent to do anything with cameras on, but Michelle had no qualms!

After about 5 days, the house was split into two halves - the "fun" group which is Marco, Nadia, Emma and Michelle and the "Jungle Cats" which is Jason, Victor, Dan, Shell and Vanessa. Ahmed is a bit of a loner and Stuart flits between the two groups.

There have been two evil Saturday night tasks - the first involved eating party food and then having to stay on a roundabout - Marco was sick! The second one, last night, involved hanging from a bar over a bed of nettles. The group lost quite a lot of prize money on both tasks, and the winner now stands to get £77,000 out of the original £100,000. Other evil Big Brother things include waking up the housemates with noises such as a pneumatic drill and a foghorn, and turning on sprinklers when the housemates are sunbathing.

This week Emma and Michelle are now on the Big Brother bedsit, working for big brother. They are able to watch live footage from the house, and decide on evil punshiments, such as Victor only having cold showers. They are exempt from nominations this week and will return to the house at some point - we haven't been told when yet though.

The housemates failed their weekly task last week, which involved cooking fast food and delivering it to Big Brother at any time 24/7. If they had passed they would have received a luxury item.

Hope this helps to update you - it's been quite an eventful couple of weeks!