I was reading something on tumblr on how the WBC is asking people not to picket their funeral, so I googled "Westbro baptist church ask for no picketing" and then my finger slipped and I clicked on a suggestion by mistake that was "WBC assassination attempts."
I feel like I've been accidently put on a FBI list now or something
and to make matters worse I googled the words of that audio from tumblr that salman posted to see where it's from (I thought it was from a tv show or something, it sounded familiar) so I google "who is she, slay her" and google changed it to "who is she,
KILL HER"
Damn google, you weird.