Jakes Journey
We started Jakes journey with a soul touching blog to his 16 year old self which tugged on the heart strings of all tibb members none more so than current 16 year old apple202 who was filled with such emotion he wanted to have his clit spat on. After being sucessful during the first challenge Jake was appointed the first team leader of elite, here we started to see the blunders Jake would provide, first after choosing questionable members to be on his team then after the "cafe bus" idea crashed into a ditch and landed him in the boardroom for the first time. Next we move onto the Business card task in which he was mostly none existent, we can only assume he was too busy asking people if they'd like fries with their whopper meals to actually contribute. With his failure to be online and the inferiority of Team Elites business cards Jake ended up in the boardroom for a second time, fortunately for him he was saved again by Shaun who believed he could have made the designs more "substantial and consistent" had he contributed, after an attempt by Nadine Coyle to control her laughter over this comment Jake become the first candidate to throw out a bullying claim. The next task saw a comeback for Jake and Team Elite, a stand out point was his beautiful portrait of Zee reminiscent of Jack drawing Rose like one of his french girls, this portrait helped sway the task in team Elites favour and Jake picked up his first team victory. However, victory was short lived as the pitch perfect task saw a return to disastrous form for Jake even having the benefit of an extra member on his team they came up with a lousy MusicBox idea which I feel can only best be described by this GIF
After yet ANOTHER failure and trip to the boardroom Jake managed to survive once again, raising questions about his personal relationship with LordShugrr and a Daily Star headline linking the two to a sex dungeon party 6 months prior to filming of the show. However all claims where denied and we move onto the next task which involved creating advertisement based on TiBB. After a feud between myself and Jake over the tainted #6, Jake got his way and left me to take the fall. Living up to that cunning reputation he claimed to have in his application for the show 
And then that leads us up to now, it's fair to say having to write about me as part of his task he'll no doubt excel, afterall all his mentions of myself over the past 2 weeks led to me choosing a very fitting theme tune
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"Don't worry people tend to forget about Jordan"
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"Jordan baiting again, I hope that this is spotted by Sir Sugar, bullying won't be tolerated"
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"can we have anybody but Jordan plz"
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"Why are jordan and myself immune Kate?"
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"Jordan not stepping up, what a surprise"
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"Don't worry I knew that this would be Jordan's doing"
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"I'm looking forward to hearing Jordan's excuse after he made me change from option 6 to 2"
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"Is jordan's not being posted"
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ty for the attention Jake
