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Old 14-06-2004, 04:49 PM #1
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Default The Camera Never Replies

In the absence of nothing better to do with her time in the Bedsit, Emma has taken to chatting to one of the cameras looking in on the Bedsit through a two-way mirror.

While her fellow roommate watched the rest of the housemates sitting on the sofas as they prepared to make their nominations, Emma pleaded to be taken out on a date by a faceless cameraman who she presumed lurked somewhere behind the two-way mirror.

"If I go out with a nice guy, I won't fart or anything," she promised, with her face squashed up against the mirror, behind which she assumed was a camera.

"I know I'm a bit chubby and I've got a big teeth and everything, but would you take me out on a date?" she persisted.

Disco mirror


As unlikely as it was that Emma's pitch for a courtship was going to end in success, she did herself no favours by proceeding to hold up a palm full of her recently (and dirty) clipped toenails.

"Juicy!" she squawked into the camera.

The former holiday entertainer made little headway with a furious dance routine designed to show that she was a "good dancer", nor with a leering wink in profile that was intended to display her "good side", so in the end she gave up.

"You've hurt my feelings but it's okay," she sighed.

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