[Kyle]

God can you imagine a gender neutral world in the future.

Little boy: mommy I want a train set for christmas

Mom: whooah hold on there jimmy, are you sure? Have you seen the new lipstick barbie doll?

Little boy: I don't want a barbie doll I want hornby train set.

Mom: well Jimmy you see a long time ago those nasty heterosexuals decided that liking trains and cars and Macho soldier things was a lads thing to do and they repressed all the little boys who wanted to play with my little pony and Polly pocket. But the good news is there are no boys toys and girls toys, everything is neutral gender. Now you can play with the barbie like you always wanted.

Little boy: but I don't care about barbie mom I'm not interested in dress up I want to play with trains.

Mom: well are you sure? Cos I'm not forcing you to pick a toy that used to be for boys. Look a pony!

Little boy: I don't care about ponies mom I want a ********* train set.

Mom: tell you what I'll get you the pony because I don't want to look like I'm forcing any archaic male stereotypes on you. Right now you just wait here while I just pop off to the gender neutral toilet. you stay here like a good little neutral person. Oops I said little, how rude and insensitive of me, I of course meant person of non preferential height.