If the father wants to sing
and cover himself in Catholic bling,
Maybe see his name up in lights
Instead of giving the children frights,
There is a time and place to practice his tone
The time is any time, the place is his home.
The day belongs to the husband and wife
As they prepare to divorce before the end of their life
The time just before, is where the real doubts linger
Will the bride say I do, and will the bridesmaids get fingered?
He had his chance to choose a path
Now he has a problem with his math
2 into 3 just doesn't go
As Amy said "NO, NO, NO".