Up In Smoke: Part 2
Shell has already blown her top over the lack of nicotine and it's only a matter of time before her fellow smokers run out of their precious tobacco.
Canny Dan has carefully rationed his cigarettes so that he can have his nightly fag-and-think session. But Nadia has smoked through her rations like the proverbial chimney.
In an impassioned Diary Room entry, the pouty Portuguese lady pleaded with Big Brother to help her. "I can't cope without cigarettes. I am a smoker and I'm freaking out right now," she warned.
Big Brother suggested that Nadia ask Dan for a cigarette, but she was reluctant, perhaps realising that making a play for other people's fags is probably not a good idea with nominations just hours away.
Luckily, Dan took pity on the raven-haired fellow smoker, saying: "Nadia, would you like a drag?"
The 27-year-old tried not to bite off his arm in response. "If you're offering," she said mildly.
But Dan wasn't fooled. "I just felt your eyes burning in the back of my neck," he grinned at her.
Meanwhile, the other housemates weren't taking such a generous view of Nadia. "It's going to be a *******ing hard week," said Vanessa grimly, referring to Nadia's fragile mental state without cigarettes. "I can see fights coming through," she added.
"I'm genuinely worried," said Dan. "People who are that dependant on cigarettes can have panic attacks."
There was a long silence as the housemates had a collective terrifying vision of Nadia on the rampage.
"She's going to be climbing the walls and screaming down at everyone," Vanessa feared. "She's got a face like *******ing thunder," she added, clearly unimpressed.
Poor Nadia. She's not getting much sympathy from her fellow housies. But maybe if she screams and screams again, someone might offer her a tab in exchange for some peace and quiet.
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