design your vagina - express - Vogue - Cameron Diaz - views please ? 18.04.14
lets go back to notorious
the 80's saw sizes and shapes
this decade was glorious
but i was to young for vagina escapes.
the 90's was no slimming
focus was zooming
over wild manes had delicate trimming
it was a intense time for pruning.
in 2000 gone was the mess
there was no need for pardon
it went completely fur-less
such a bare place was every lady garden.
now traders left the cubes
they have gone rouge
wait is that pubes
making a return and appearing in Vogue.
down will be sales of razor
get ready to smile
cancel that course of laser
take your wax-er off speed dial.
lady's life are now cushy
2014 has no bend
its all about big and bushy
the natural look is the trend.
gone is the "lady strips" and the "Brazilian" and all dazzling
"mohawk and Hollywood" won't amaze
its so yesterday is the "vajazzling"
the "natural" look is now the craze.
Cameron Diaz i give power
not one bit of despair
i like the description of a "delicate flower"
and the "lovely curtain of public hair".
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/...e-bush-is-back
i have tried to get this to Vogue - express and to Cameron out of respect. i just hope i am led up the garden path.