[Firewire]

We have three main ones:

The Kirky Legend – an older homeless man with a long grey beard, he'd walk around our main street with his backpack. Unfortunately, he died last year. It is believed he used to be a psychiatric doctor.

Radio Joe – a man who walks around the main street with a radio in his hand. Harmless, lovely guy. He has some mental health issues but he's a nice guy. Everyone knows him. Haven't seen him in a while now I come to think of it but he's normally also got a 2L bottle of Cola from Tesco.

The Kirky ****** – an older man who is looking for a sex change. He dresses in women's clothing and is known by everyone. Not sure of her name, actually, but she has style.

edit: I didn't come up with these names, it's what these people are referred to in conversation where I live.