I was in Asda getting some shopping and picked up a Tuna Salad box for my lunch...
I assumed it was the usual tuna, pasta, tomatoes, lettuce etc.
I got home and it has green beans and these black things which I can only assume are olives.. and it doesn't even have proper dressing... it's a bag of some lemon dressing rubbish..
There wasn't even any pasta in it..
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