[dustmite]

Tonight, at 10pm, in the specially extended show Davina shall be
presenting the return to the house of the bedsit duo, however, all
housemates will be enjoying a fancy dress party, as a reward as a result of their challenge.

Big Brother tasked Michelle and Emma to assign costumes to housemates, and they have decided:

Michelle - Indian Squaw
Shell - Maid Marion
Marco - Pantomime Dame
Victor - Clown
Jason - Sailor
Ahmed - Fireman
Emma - Nasty traffic warden
Vanessa - Wicked Witch
Stuart - Cowboy
Nadia - Sexy Nurse
Daniel - Robin Hood

This should prove to be veeeeeery interesting. I was hoping, though, that
Jason would be the Pantomime Dame...

(I'm too lazy to type this out again, so it's a paste from a piece I wrote for an OUSA conference.)