[Shaun]

Little Mikes – Dude

Lee-Anne Pinnock, Josy Nelson, Cait Thirlwall and Mollie Edwards - Little Mikes - TiBB’s hottest girl group - take to the stage. They stand in formation, hands on hips, as the stage lights flash black, blue and white.

Who's singing: Josy - Mollie - Lee - Ninastar - all

To the tune of

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Hey forum
Tell ‘em my name
I got a picture for ‘em
I just can't explain
But there's just one problem
We are not all fools
When it comes to members
Ain’t believing you
Ain't baiting
I’m not a troll
You’re just digging a hole

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Hey,
Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Oh lily
Ammi and James
It is all so crazy
In Chat and Games
And now in Meet The Members
We thought that was you
Now we know that's a bloke

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Gimme an infraction
I’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that you were fooled
Were fooled
Give her an infraction
She’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that we were fooled
Were fooled

Fooled us Mollie oh!
We know that you've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe your lies you're not yourself
'Cause you don’t post like a real girl
Post like a real girl
Post like a real girl

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?
Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?