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Pablo Pug - Pug's Life Ft P.B, LT Fernando & Llorenté Doberman
Uh oh, Uh oh, Oh!, Oh!, Oh!
They ain’t ready for this
LT Fernando
P.B
Llorenté
It's that new 'Pug y'all
(Chorus: Llorenté)
Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)
(Verse One: Tupug)
Started with that wrinkly snout, bitches plotting to sell me
Runt of the litter, begged that same bitch to keep me
Hit panic mode like a mad Pug wit nothing but fleas
See me in an ad goin’ for that five figure fee
Biting and dribbling all over the buyers bitch
Look how far we come
Picture a short-muzzled face
Chasing those double Bernese
Cage full of fluff, mierda and piss
Way out
So they play “Gonna Buy Me A Dog”
Never visioned I’d be the one they lookin for
This is the end, cracked out or in the dirt
Never seen a glossy coat like this
Crufts woulda led me to fame
Watch out I ain’t really this tame
To all the mother****er's that say Pug’s with erections can’t climb stairs
Why's everybody caught up In Pug's life?
To y'all bitches
Who refused to keep me
Nunca te olvides de mí!!
(Chorus: Llorenté)
Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)
(Verse Two: P.B)
I remember that tail
Hola
What's happening Pug
Yeah I know we never got to meet
But I made you number one on my list of dogs to mate
You taught me first, Beef is gonna give me obesity
And all that bone you had me chew
Meant a lot to me
But then they came and snatched you up it was too much to see
They muzzled up my nose and did the same thing to me
Bitches get the wrong idea when they see my initials
Talking out loud thinking I’m some kinda Play Boy
So I tell ‘em all Pit Bull is what it is
Now they all back up with their claws up to me
See we ain't all like you Pug so for me it’s a real struggle
Get away with crimes using those big dark eyes
Dog treats over bitches, get to taste 'em for you love 'em
Death before dishonour never feed on one another
Dress you in costumes just to get a couple photos
One day you’ll win Best In Show now its yours to lose
(Chorus: Llorenté)
Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)
(Verse Three: Tupug)
I gather attention in large amounts
People stare and try to pounce
Spending days making pug memes do so by all accounts
Bitches be jealous of those rose shaped ears
They barking off at the mouth till I fill it up with my pump
Compact breathing keepin me weary
While you fronting I will reverse sneeze all over you
Bitch you scared
You been mistaking me for years
Marty Feldman like he’s a fear
An easy mistake
Just setting the record straight
Cos you were tellin a lie
Whilst you were pussyfooting around deciding whether to chase
These felines gonna get caught no it ain’t a disgrace
Leaving no trace, the smoothest Pug that ever escaped
Bitches crowd in a flurry
Still I hunt, I'm never worried
Mr. Retriever tell me to mate and I'ma mate
Still I remain un-exaggerated Motherpuggers's lookin so fly
It’s not the way I imagined my life
Wrinkled up it is how it is
Pug’s life im’a stay on top
Word up
(Chorus: Llorenté)
Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)
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