[Tom4784]

I'm approximately 500% done with today. I've been stuck on a bus with some sort of escaped mental patient, nearly been run over by some menopausal screaming bitch that threatened to run me over next time she saw me, I proceeded to then dump a whole cup of milkshake on said bitch's car and I almost got pushed into oncoming traffic at another bus stop by some failed abortion attempt.

All of this within one morning....I think I'm staying in for the rest of the day.