[Kyle]

As I was walking down a Qatar street
I met a bunch of strangers
And they said to me
You and your boyfriend
Are going to be in danger
So I took my boyfriend to the football ground
And I went to hold his hand
When a great big fed
Bumped me on the head
And he kicked us out the land

Some countries do not like gay men
And others don't like smiles
Some countries like to stone you if you are a pedophile
Some countries like to invade your land
And bend you to their will
But me and my man are singing this from a prison windowsill