... Is clearly "POD", the fashion-savvy artificial intelligence from "Snog, Marry, Avoid".
It's good to see that they've found a new use for such an advanced piece of technology! Would be such a waste to just scrap what must be a hugely expensive supercomputer. She sounds a little blank, though... I think maybe they've programmed in some sort of inhibitor for fear that she was developing human emotion and reasoning
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Anyway... POD to win!