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Crashed my car thing (the ones you can sit in and drive with your feet) into a nettlebush and toppled into it, covering myself in nettle stings.

Pretending to my mother that I'd been killed out in the garden, putting loads of things on top of me from the shed and lying down on the floor. She ran out into the garden in just a towel to check if I was alive.

Hung my mum's bra off the swings whilst the neighbours had a barbeque.

Lied to my mum that my auntie and her boyfriend had pushed me down the stairs and beat me up in a pub when I was going through my lying stage.

Jealous that my older cousin had a mobile phone and I didn't I decided to hide hers in my nan's washing machine and forgot about it, needless to see I only remembered it when my cousin started frantically searching for it and I realized it was spinning around in the washing machine.

Pushed my older brother off the top of a tall climbing structure whilst abroad, needless to say we spent a night of our holiday in the hospital in Greece.