Last year's glamour puss Tania has a pop at posh Vanessa, tells Victor to shut up and explains how we're becoming more like the Germans.
Was the bedsit a good idea?
I think putting the two girls in there was excellent – now they can see everyone’s true colours.
If you were in the bedsit, who would you like to do bad things to?
Vanessa or Shell. Maybe Daniel. I really can’t stand those three – they make me want to stop watching the program. They’re just full of s***. I'd probably make them eat bugs or something.
Who will be happy to see them back?
Nadia will be because she just wants to have a good time.
What do you think of the Emma/Victor confrontation?
Victor needs to lose his attitude. He’s very much like, “look at me, I’m the man.” He’s the kind of person who will come out of the house and think he’s Michael Jackson. Get a life, boy! And what’s this about the ghetto? He didn’t grow up in Harlem or Queens. I mean shut up!
Who will Jason miss most after Friday’s eviction?
It was all a big flirting game with Dan, but I don’t really think he’d be too bothered to see either of them leave. Maybe he’d prefer Dan to stay because they’re more flirty and jokey together.
What did you think of the nominations?
I can’t stand Vanessa, Daniel and Shell, so Daniel and Vanessa are the best nominations I could have wished for. They’re the most fake people on the show.
So you don’t like them, then?
Having been in the Big Brother house myself, I know you can’t act like that. They’re putting on such a show! Vanessa tries to be a kind of saint and sounds so well spoken and is all “ya”, so this week I want her to go. Actually, I want Daniel to go as well – they’re both terrible.
What is Vanessa’s problem?
I don’t think she can take the competition from the other girls. And I can see why she might not like Michelle – because she wants to be a glamour model and all – but Michelle really does like Stuart.
Were you surprised at the nominations?
I was very shocked, as they had been playing the game so well. I saw Vanessa and Dan sitting in the garden having a chat earlier this week, and they were plotting together. Dan was telling her how he was making his relationship with Jason look a lot more to the cameras than it really was. They were talking about what the viewers would think. I mean come on! After three weeks in the house we weren’t even thinking about the viewers.
You don’t want Vanessa in for entertainment value?
No, because she’s actually really annoying to watch. She gets on my nerves and there’s nothing more to say. She’s an idiot. She’s so fake and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. It’s like she feels she’s too good to enter something like Big Brother. She’d be my worst nightmare in the house. I think I’d argue with her 24/7.
There seems to be more plotting this year?
It’s in response to last year when nothing much happened. Too much is happening in the house too quickly and I think it will end in catastrophe. This year’s Big Brother is a lot more like the German Big Brother, where the contestants were all having sex after ten minutes.
What’s going to happen when the girls come out of the bedsit?
I think there are going to be fireworks! Emma’s the kind of girl who says exactly what’s on her mind. I feel sorry for Michelle because she’s obviously a genuine girl and she won’t have liked what she’s heard the other housemates bitching about in the house. Vanessa in particular will not be happy when she sees the girls are coming back.
Do you think there will be a blonde-brunette confrontation?
Hopefully Michelle will have realised that Vanessa is playing a game and that she’s a clever girl. Even if Michelle tries to confront her she’ll probably try and worm out of it somehow.
What will happen between Michelle and Stuart?
I’m not sure. I think we’ll have to wait until this week’s evictions are over. Next week will be the time when their relationship will blossom or crash. If it doesn’t happen then, I don’t think it will happen at all.
Will Nadia survive after she smokes her last fag?
No she won’t. It’s a hard situation to be in, but Big Brother always has twists and turns and I’m sure they won’t be without fags for too long. If she doesn’t have cigarettes then I think her ‘secret’ could come out sooner than we think.
Who is…annoying?
Vanessa
Stupid?
Shell
Manipulative?
Daniel
Overbearing?
Victor
Who would you like to see more flesh on show from?
Err Stuart. Sorry I had to fight for that answer, none of the men really do it for me.
Who needs to stop flashing flesh?
Jason!
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