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From dailyrecord.co.uk

JADE GOODY, everyone's favourite village idiot - unless you live in a village in India - has been busy getting her scary rubbery face seen to.

At the grand old age of 25, the disgraced reality TV star has noticed a few worry lines on her forehead. (Well, I suppose you'd worry if your agent had just dumped you and an entire sub-continent hated your guts). So she's decided to do the done thing and inject her head with Botox, claiming she's having this rather premature procedure because "you have to look good to get TV work".

I can't seem to remember that kind of thing bothering her before, especially when she was galumphing around on the first Big Brother talking about her 'kebab'.

But times change and a new, professionally responsible Jade reportedly booked an entire salon for the occasion. Being a modern, forward-thinking kind of celebrity, she even invited her boyfriend Jack 'who?' Tweed along for the ride.

Unfortunately, nobody knows what treatments Jack had but as the spa is located in Essex, sadly brain surgery has been ruled out.