Big Brother has issued Emma with a formal warning and has been told that she will be asked to leave the House if she breaks any more rules.
Sentenced to who-knows-how-long in the Bedsit, Emma got a phone call from Big Brother who informed her that she had received a formal warning.
"What's a formal warning?" she asked bewildered.
"If you break... these rules again, Emma," began Big Brother solemnly... "Yeah??!!!!" she gasped, leaping to her feet from her comfy position on the bed.
"...Big Brother will seriously consider removing you from the House completely."
Emma was ecstatic. "Thank you, thank you," she yelped. "But can I still stay in here for the time being because I've got music on? I'm happy with music."
After being informed she would remain in the Bedsit "until further notice", Emma cheerily told Big Brother that she was going to have a cigarette and put on some makeup.
Replacing the handset she broke into song, "I've got a warning, I've got a warning..." she trilled and laughed to herself, somewhat hysterically.
Heaven forbid BB should give her some good news!
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