[Mrluvaluva]

I found this funny, so am sharing with you

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had

a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to

buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede

which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box

back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off

by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.



So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The

Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.

This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him

again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".



But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited

a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.



I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against

the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go

to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"



A little voice came out of the box: .......................





















wait for it...it's worth it!!!!











































"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ********ng shoes on."