[Northern Monkey]

Simple,Men have a penis and testosterone,Their testosterone is the driver of their penis.It will drive the penis into almost any vagina that is placed infront of it.Women have the power,If they provide a small hint that the penis may possibly have a space to park for free then the testosterone will try to drive the penis into the parking space.If the car park has a 'closed' sign up then testosterone will look for somewhere else to park.The owners of the car park need to decide which sign to put up,Either 'open' or 'closed'.It is up to the parking attendant as to wether the car park is open for business or not.