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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
Helen doesn't have a heart. She's essentially just one giant gaping vagina, which occasionally has a sort of reflexive yawn, and a droning sound pours out that people misinterpret as words because of a psychological phenomenon called "pareidolia" - the process by which the human mind attaches human significance to random stimuli (for example, seeing faces in clouds, or hearing whispers on the wind).
She is technically a "living organism" so I suppose she must have some form of rudimentary respiratory system, but scientists believe that it's more basic and non-circulatory, somewhat like a jellyfish.
There was a documentary about her on Dave+1 last night, it was really quite fascinating.
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Darn you, I've nearly burst my gut laughing
