[Rob!]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Helen doesn't have a heart. She's essentially just one giant gaping vagina, which occasionally has a sort of reflexive yawn, and a droning sound pours out that people misinterpret as words because of a psychological phenomenon called "pareidolia" - the process by which the human mind attaches human significance to random stimuli (for example, seeing faces in clouds, or hearing whispers on the wind).

She is technically a "living organism" so I suppose she must have some form of rudimentary respiratory system, but scientists believe that it's more basic and non-circulatory, somewhat like a jellyfish.

There was a documentary about her on Dave+1 last night, it was really quite fascinating.

****ing genius post