A mystery worthy of Hogwarth, perhaps he has been brushing up on his quidditch. Perhaps at the dentist even. I was wondering about that too,I have been flaunting myself around Soho for the past year and not one pap has noticed me .Now I know why, Its because i,m mysterious and I thought it was because I was ugly and a nonentity.Oh God its all of those things I,m mysterious yet ugly in a anonymous kind of way.I,m depressed now and am going to eat some choccy. chomp
