Wrinklies? How dare you?
Some of us have bathed daily in asses milk, treated our bodies as temples, and are better preserved than the terracotta warriors.
Floss and Bunty are fine figures of mature womanhood who would grace any front parlour.
Who would need musical instruments, if they had Bunty's tremulous soprano and Floss's full-blooded contralto booming out show tunes and Jerusalem of a summer's evening?
The house would be alive with music and laughter!
There is also the added bonus that Floss has had a chessboard tattooed on her bottom, so even with the board game ban, all they would need is a tin of processed peas, the days would speed by!
Mature, charming, talented and resourceful! Assetts indeed!
