Alfie Moon was found dead in the BB garden yesterday, police initially thought the cockney wideboy was having a laugh, until he began leaking fluid, and stunk of death, Shane Ritche who is soon to star in ITV's new drama 'The good Samaritan' commented, its ridiculous that you are not safe in your home anymore, and I dread to think what this years BB topairy will be like with out Alfies gardening' Big Bro bosses have hired Charlie Dimock to do this years gardening, but Who Killed Alfie Moon?
Source: the sun