[Johnnyuk123]

I would not be surprised if BB producers notes for this season are as follows.

Create and show as many arguments as possible, even better, get them
with expletives and nudity.

Put as many prostitutes in the house as possible.

Cut to TV breaks as often as possible as requested by the only people that matter... our sponsors.

Post video clips on social media sites to entice viewers to tune in then delete said video clip and deny
all knowledge of their existence.

Put just as many uneducated dumb ass pretty boys regardless of sexual orientation in the house.

Never ever show unedited footage from the house, only stick to the prearranged script.

At no point must we allow the public to warm to any housemate.

If anything gross happens in the BB house ( eg: if a housemate takes a dump in the fridge or has sex) it goes straight to the top of our highlights list.

At any point we must never show any housemate having some kind of normal conversation.

Remember... if the ratings drop on an episode simply add another twist then cross your fingers that they go back up the next evening. If that fails keep adding twists.

Create as many stunts twists and turns as we possibly can even if there not needed just to alienate our target audience and piss them off even more.

And finally always remember.....

Here at BB we decide everything and NEVER the Great British public!