[Macie Lightfoot]

12:46 AM Vic: I broke my ankle. I had a cast on but i was still driving. I was going to my friend house. Im at a light in a midle lane...there was a huge truck next to me.. so i beeped him and told him i would get in front of him. I thought he would figure it out, but he didnt. so the light turned green and i jumped in front of him and i just saw the wheel coming and it hit me. I lied and told my parents he rolled down the window and said it was okay and he forgot. But he didnt say it. He tried to sue me but he didnt win. (Victoria laughing, everyone else just staring at her)
12:43 AM Vic: one time i was reversing in my car, there was a huge white van and i hit it. It belong to the neighbor. So i drove away .. Everyone was standing outside.
12:41 AM Vic: at the pump, there is a pole next to the pump. my bf broke up w her bf. I told her we were going out to a bar. I never drive at night. I took her for an hour. so i went to fill up at the gas station afterwards and pulled up too close to the gas pump too close on the driver side. I hit the poles. I kept driving and the airbags popped out. I couldnt get out and so i kept driving to open the door. So i finally got out and i was trying to scrape off the paint but it got worse. There was a guy there that said 'You are screwed'. (vic is laughing everyone is listening with their mouths open)

cackling so hard