Boredom does these things to you
Ignoring rumours because that'd be too obvious
A.J. McLean (Backstreet Boy, in and out of rehab)
Angus Deayton (presenter, not done anything for years following a scandal a la Michael Barrymore)
Ava Vidal (comedian with strong beliefs)
Beverley Callard (soapie, older woman)
Farrah Abraham (Teen Mom, has sex tape)
Karla Crome (Misfits actress, more preferable than Lauren Socha)
Khali Best (EastEnders actor, been in a bit of trouble lately)
Mark-Francis Vandelli (oblig reality TV person)
Melissa Debling (oblig tits)
Quentin Letts (oblig Daily Mail journalist)
Samantha Mumba (SAMANTHA MUMBA)
Spike Lee (director, the one all the money goes on)