1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Family Guy
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Earlier, watching the Simpsons (the episode where Homer forms a neighborhood watch and the bar scene where they elect him <3 "Somebody else!" "I'm somebody else!" "He's RIGHT!"
3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
I have virtually no skin on my baby toe at the moment so that looks pretty gross.
4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
About eight years ago 
I'm good at it just don't want to take my top off LOL
5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Zayn Malik. I'd have the ass to go.
6. Do you have tattoos..?..
NO
7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
I didn't :'(
8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
I apparently do a mean cottage pie but I'm more of a baker than a cook... although I'm usually "the guy that cooks the chinese stuff" in this house.
9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Sore but weirdly delighted.
10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
The egg.
11. What if God was one of us..?..
do you mean Kate Bush?