Right.
1. Each one of you hits the ball and then the furthest away hits next and so on until you all finish the hole. You DO NOT hit and finish on your fecking own.
2. If you are a fat useless girl who cant even hold the putter feck off to KFC and dont bother playing as all you do is hold people up.
3. If you have kids make sure they play by the rules and hole out. They will learn nowt if you let them steer the ball in the hole or cheat.
4. If you are a girl dont play unless you are interested in keeping score.
5. If you run a crazy golf business then put some fecking effort into it you lazy twats.
6. Forget about score cards for gods sake its only 12 holes or so.
7. State rules clearly as you go in to stop idiots who know nowt about golf making arses of themselves.
8. Enjoy your game
