[Jake.]

No, nearly was on saturday evening though.. There I was, enjoying a nice refreshing cider, at which point I looked down to see a wasp sitting on my leg, ready to attack.. Now, I'm never one to usually touch a wasp so trying to brush it off seemed unlikely at first, but I had to if I hoped to survive.. Luckily, I managed to get the wasp off just in time with my leg unharmed.

It was actually pretty horrific, don't like going into details about it