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Old 26-06-2004, 01:14 PM #1
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Default Coming Clean

In the spirit of openness, big man Jason has come clean to Shell about two niggling things he has said about her behind her back.

Looking typically broody as he slumped in his deckchair in the garden, the muscular male decided that it was high time he stopped twittering on about Shell's failings to others, and told her to her face instead.

"There are two things I want to tell you," he revealed out of the blue, stopping the lady in her mid-lawn tracks.

But as Shell's angelic face turned to meet his own, the strawberry blonde chickened out, and did a quick backtrack.

"I'll tell you before I leave [the House]," he added hurriedly.

Rather than pursuing the comment with the chest-shaving air steward, Shell replied with a short and sweet "okay!"

But before she could go back about her business (whatever that was), Jason (who last night admitted he was worried that he came across as two-faced) had decided that he actually did want to tell Shell what the "small thing" was with her.

"You know too much about everything... that's one thing!" he stated across the garden. "You're too **********... learned."

"I can't help that!" giggled Shell, scuttling off indoors.

Taking criticism on the chin


But when she returned back to the great outdoors, Jason was keen to share his second gripe.

"You have an opinion on everything... that pisses me off," he told her - a putdown, which Shell took equally well.

"My mum says that," she mused, before adding that while she might sometimes think that she knows everything, she's well aware of the fact that she actually knows very little.

"It's nothing major... I'm sorry," murmured Jason, looking slightly shamefaced.

"Don't be silly you great twit!" chastised Shell.

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