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David Attenborough commentary on the wild animals 05.08.14

up-most respect must follow
we might have to poach
David Attenborough BB needs to always borrow
my only criticism is him not highlighting Mark the cockroach.
lots of observations were blunt
Pav was well and truly bitter
i loved the label of "runt"
he is bottom of this BB litter.
the splash was instigated
ASligh did not approve
under David's instruction Chris frustrated
Ashligh look of disgust is a no remove.
Ash was told to camouflage
to hype Marks presence
blending into the scenery was no barge
but did Mark need this added essence.
fashion from Mark was a sink
was this a matting ritual
he told Winston to dress in pink
but he will always be the house "Phil Mitchel".
a leadership stand did delight
Ash and Winston were a brute
Mark and Christopher thought its not right
fighting is a forbidden fruit.
Mark ended in the pool
he looked like soggy laundry
Helens comment was so cool
he did resemble "Peter Andre".
Aslighs observation is proof
Helens odds she did slash
it was hilarious and no goof
the change in Helen ending with a face smash.
David Attenborough i applaud
wild life was brutal with no cover
humans are animals with fraud
and that's why i loved David's observations in Big Brother.