[T*]

Are you looking for fame and fortune?
Well Big Brother is the one for you
We can't guarantee you'll be the winner
But let's see what we can do

Day one when you enter the house
You'll meet all your new friends
Treat them nice and you'll go far
You'll beat them in this race

The series started off with Nasty Nick's suitcase of names
He was the biggest villain and put directly in the frame, of all that fame
So come on

CHORUS
Upside, inside out
You're going to be a star
The public will love you
You're going to go so far

The media will drive you insane
But the pound signs are right there
Your life's not gonna be the same
Fame and fortune come as a pair
Fame and fortune come as a pair

VERSE 2
Don't bitch, argue or fight
It'll make you look a fool
Have a good time, be the best
No funny business in the pool

Don't start the dredded showmance
You're not Romeo and Juliet
Do the stuff you said in your VT
And make the punters cast a bet

Steven and Kimberly are so grim
They're heading for the bin,
Winston got evicted, at first we thought he was going to win,
And he's still a bit dim
So come on

CHORUS
Upside, inside out
You're going to be a star
The public will love you
You're going to go so far

The media will drive you insane
But the pound signs are right there
Your life's not gonna be the same
Fame and fortune come as a pair
Fame and fortune come as a pair