[RockBottom]

Future housemates should learn from Ashleigh as this is a good formula to win.

Stay in bed half the day. Check
Never smile, sour faced preferred. Check
Bitch behind peoples back. Check
Don't get involved in the dirty tasks. Check
Make sure you have a bitching buddy, even if you don't like them (Danielle) Check
Always hold cuddly toy for innocent look. Check
Be as boring as possible. Check
Only smile on eviction night. Check
Pretend you don't want to win. Check.
Don't make any friends in the house. Check