[Hooly One]

Rockin' the House
Day 32, 12:00
Monday 28 June

The housemates became excited beyond all reason by their "rock out" wigs, almost providing more screams than Glastonbury itself.

And minutes afterwards they heard the noise trigger that sets off their rock out session. Hurriedly they put on their wigs and jackets and took to the stage.

"Let's start rocking, guys!" shouted Stuart, loving every minute of it.

The House band made a right old racket, not to mention a shocking sight, with ten nodding, mad-looking wigs and mini instruments.

Victor bashed the drums sporting a Rick James style wig, while Michelle belted out 'Final Countdown' into the mic in her Euro rock chick rug.

Got his finger on the pulse


Stuart totally rocked out on his tiny keyboard while Marco got jiggy with his mullet. Shell showed off some big blonde 70s hair and Jason looked like a tramp who'd stolen a small child's saxophone.

Nadia's Status Quo barnet was frankly frightening while Dan worked a Brian May look with panache.

The result was a task performed with enthusiasm that looked like a Spinal Tap refugee camp more than a festival.

"That is the coolest task ever," said Rock God Stu.

Not from where we're standing, Stu!