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V/O: 9.34am. Housemates are waking up to another day in the Big Brother house. Last night, Tisha and Billy had a row during dinner. They haven’t spoken since. Tisha, Jackson, Candie and Laura are at the smoking area.

Laura: You gonna talk to him, hun?

Tisha: Nah, what’s the point? He’s only going to say some other made up s**t about me and make me look bad.

Candie: You don’t know that, though. It’s worth a try.

Tisha: Jackson, you heard it all, and I know what Billy thinks about me now. It’s not worth the bother, trust me.

Laura peers over into the house.

Laura: Looks like breakfast’s on. There goes Caitlyn.

V/O: 9.40am. Greg and Caitlyn are sat in the kitchen.

Greg: Let’s just hope there won’t be another flaming row when we sit down to eat this time, eh?

Caitlyn: Oh, yeah, definitely… they haven’t talked since, have they?

Greg: Not that I know of, no.

Caitlyn: And speaking of those two, is Billy even up yet? I thought he said he was going to cook breakfast today.

Greg: I checked, he’s still snoring. I’ll let him do dinner tonight, then, he seems knocked out from all that arguing.

Caitlyn: Probably. Can I have a bite?

Caitlyn takes a bite out of the dish that Greg is making.

Greg: Ha ha, steady on!

V/O: 11.11am. Edwin and Jackson have been called to the diary room.

Edwin: Ugh. I certainly need this sit down. What a filling breakfast that was.

Big Brother: Hello, Edwin. Hello, Jackson.

Jackson: Hey, Mr B!

Edwin: Greetings.

Edwin gives the camera a little royal wave.

Big Brother: Edwin, Jackson. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Edwin: I am aware, yes...

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the facilities of the bathroom are very important to all housemates. However, if you two agree not to use the bathroom for the remainder of your time in the house, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Edwin, Jackson, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Jackson: Not use the bathroom? Like, at all?

Edwin: Where would we shower? Where? I’m not liking this.

Jackson: But it’s for 75 coins… and we could always use the other two toilets… should we go for it?

Edwin: I’m still not all that sure.

Jackson: Oh, come on. Yeah, Big Brother, we’ll take the offer.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both agreeing to lose access to the Big Brother bathroom for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house?

Edwin: I suppose I haven’t got much say, but fine.

Big Brother: Thank you, Edwin and Jackson. Big Brother will provide you both with your seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Jackson: Thanks B!

Edwin and Jackson leave the diary room. Jackson goes to the hatch and collects the two bags of coins. He passes one to Edwin.

Edwin: Ooh my, this is ruddy heavy.

V/O: 12.32pm. Billy and Spencer are sat in the living area.

Spencer: Wanna speak to her?

Billy: Tisha? Hell no.

Spencer: …fair enough.

V/O: 1.19pm. Priscilla and Tanvir have been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Priscilla. Hello, Tanvir.

Priscilla: Yeah, let’s get this over with.

Tanvir winks at the camera.

Big Brother: Priscilla, Tanvir. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Priscilla: Like I said, let’s get this over with.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that both of you hold person items closely in the house. For you, Priscilla, it’s a photo of your cat, and for you, Tanvir, your gym equipment. However, if you two to give these up, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Priscilla, Tanvir, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Tanvir: I ******ing wouldn’t! Sorry, but I care too much about my stuff.

Priscilla: And there’s no way I’m giving up my Percy. How dare you?

Priscilla shakes her head and pulls a sour facial expression.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both turning down Big Brother’s offer of 75 coins each?

Tanvir: We are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Priscilla and Tanvir. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.
Priscilla: About time this ridiculous thing was over, too.

Priscilla and Tanvir leave the diary room.

Nadine: Was it the coins thing? What did they want you to do?

Priscilla: They wanted me to give up my picture of Percy. ‘Not me’, I said. How dare they, really. It’s all bollocks, this twist.

V/O: 3:48pm. Simon, Eloise and Vivienne are in the garden, playing a game of catch.

Vivienne: Well, this is one way to pass the time, I suppose!

Simon throws the ball to Eloise, whose head is momentarily turned.

Simon: Careful!

The ball just misses Eloise’s head as she turns back around.

Eloise: (laughing) Now that’s not nice!

Eloise throws the ball back, pretending to do so with a lot of force. Simon misses the ball and Billy, running in from the bedroom, catches it instead and runs back off with it.

Simon: Oi, Billy!

Billy: (laughing) Oh, fine, have it back.

He rolls it along the floor to the group and goes back into the bedroom.

Vivienne: Does he take pleasure in pissing everyone else off? I don’t see the point sometimes.

V/O: 4:16pm. Greg has been called to the diary room.

There is a screen located in the diary room, showing the large task room. Inside this room is a car.

Big Brother: Hello, Greg.

Greg: What the hell…? Hi.

Big Brother: Currently, Greg, you have banked 80 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for seventy five of these coins, Big Brother will offer you a brand new, state-of-the-art car. No catch, no hidden strings. One brand new car for seventy five coins. What is your decision, Greg?

Greg: Are you kidding? Oh my, oh my… I mean, I’ve been meaning to get a new car for ages… I can’t say no, really, can I? I’m going to take the car. I feel bad for some reason, but yeah, I’ve nothing much to lose. Thank you so much.

Big Brother: To confirm, Greg, are you agreeing to give Big Brother seventy five of your eighty coins for this car?

Greg: I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg. Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with seventy five of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Greg: Thanks… I don’t believe it, but thanks!

Greg leaves the diary room, stopping to punch the air before changing to a calmer composure and re-entering the house.

Candie: What was that about, love?

Greg: Oh, you know. The usual.

V/O: 5.54pm. Billy and Leon are cooking dinner in the kitchen.

Billy: S**t, what’s that?

Smoke is coming out of the oven.

Leon: I only looked away for a couple of minutes, s**t, how did that happen?

Leon takes the chicken out of the oven. It is completely burnt. Some of the housemates are sat in the garden.

Eloise: Oh god, have they burnt it?

Jackson: That’s us starving tonight, woo ******ing hoo.

V/O: 7.31pm. Having managed to rescue the dinner, all housemates are in the living area, eating.

Spencer: Nadine, if you’re gonna sit there, picking off all the black bits, you might as well not bother eating.

Nadine: I’ll do what I want, thanks.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room.

Spencer: Oi, we’re eating!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room. The screen from earlier now shows three plasma screen televisions in the large task room.

Vivienne: What’s this all about?

Big Brother: Hello, Vivienne. Hello, Nadine, Hello Spencer.

Spencer: …hey?

Big Brother: Currently, Vivienne you have banked 80 coins. Nadine and Spencer, you have banked 75 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for sixty of these coins, Big Brother will offer you each a brand new plasma screen HD television. For sixty coins each. Vivienne, Nadine, Spencer, what do you say?

Nadine: No, I don’t need a TV. I gave up a lot to earn those coins and so I’m keeping them. Should we all do that?

Vivienne: I agree.

Spencer: Nah… I don’t. This is a good offer. I’ll take it.

Big Brother: To confirm, what will your decisions be?

Spencer: I’m taking the TV. These two aren’t, but I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer. Spencer, Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with sixty of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Spencer: Cheers!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer leave the diary room.

V/O: 9.20pm. Vivienne, Eloise, Tisha and Laura are in the hideaway.

Laura: What a day, eh…

Vivienne: Tell me about it!

Nadine walks in.

Vivienne: Oh hey, Nadine. Still thinking about earlier?

Nadine: Mmm. I think Spencer was quite selfish myself. And now he’s gone and he’s telling Tanvir and that lot all about it with a big smile on his face. He’s such a bragger, it’s not even funny.

Tisha: Woah, woah, rewind, what you on about?

Nadine: We were called to the diary room during dinner, and Big Brother asked us to give up some of our coins for a new flat screen TV. Vivienne and I said no, Spencer went and said yes. Silly boy.

Laura: Oh, totally…

Nadine then follows Priscilla, who is calling her from the smoking area, outside.

Laura: I repeat. What a day!