[Hooly One]

Housemates Meet Their Portaloo
Day 32, 15:30
Monday 28 June

The housemates were overcome with a sudden attack of modesty when Big Brother ordered them to remove the black shroud they've placed over the portaloo.

Victor took the order from the Diary Room and he was also the most vocal in his objection.

"This is just grime," he protested. Victor then vowed that he would not use the chemical toilet and "hold in" the consequences until the housemates are allowed to use the inside toilet.

"I'm going to hold," he promised.

Jason ridiculed the idea that he might do just that. "You're in [the toilet] more than Ahmed," he teased.

Given the reaction of the housemates to a semi-exposed loo it would seem none of them had been to a festival before.

Shell insisted on being able to go before the material was taken down and then still complained, "You can hear me pee!"

"What if it rains?" asked Victor. Heavens!

And Nadia was even more confused. "Are you standing up?" she asked, innocently.

"That's what guys do," explained Jay.

"They're going to see your thing though," she pointed out, with concern.

Reluctantly, Dan handed in the black drape to Big Brother.

It's tough, but that's rock 'n' roll.