[Stu]

I'm a poo aesthete. I love pooing. I used to be really shy of it then for some reason turned it the other way around and now I announce it, brag about it and walk it in every conceivable way. I'll happily announce to everyone in the room that I have a load to take and will typically make a big song and dance of making a cup of tea, grabbing a book and spending 30 minutes of quality time with the color brown.