[Deus Ex Machina]

Nadia: I can't have ary farn without mar cigar-aaaaaates!
Marko: Oh, don't worry about it, daaaar-ling, ahahahahahahaha!
Nadia: But war can't I harve mar cigar-aaaaaates?
Marko: Oh, you're such a slut, Nadia, ahahahahahahaha!
Escaped lion: ROAR!
Marko: Oh, a lion, and it looks hungry, ahahahahahahahaha!
Marko: *Mincing dance*
Lion: *chomp*
Nadia: Ar, no, Marko has been eaaaaten!
Lion: *chomp chomp*
Public: Hurrah!


I can't imagine two more irritating people to be stuck in the house with, a jumped up little gay stereotype wimp, and a flat-out liar.