[Cal.]

1) Sob stories
2) Boy-Bands trying to be One Direction or Union J
3) Louis branding boy-bands 'the next Boyzone or Westlife'
4) A heavily edited and manipulated Cheryl and Mel B feud which doesn't really exist
5) Having an audition show full of bad people having 4 nos except for one good person who gets 10-15 minutes of screen time at the end who gets 4 yes' and then goes on to win the series *cough* Sam Bailey *cough*

(And 6, a wild card act who isn't even meant to make it winning)