[Romantic Old Bird]

Poor Banarama!

No one took sympathy on you, but never fear, ROB is here!

I have seen the aforementioned programme. It will not, I think, be entered for the Golden Rose of Montreaux.

However, Helen did manage to get her Paul a couple of mentions!

Firstly, durin the 'Grand in your Hand' quiz, one of the questions was:

'What is the name of helen Adams boyfriend from Big Brother?'

The lady answered Paul, but couldn't remember Clarke.

The next item on the programme was Helen's Beauty Bar. Helen was open mouthed that ANYONE could not remember Mr Clarke's full name, love him!

Next up, she divulged that 'Dream Cream' by Lush was the body cream of choice in the Clarke/Adams household, obviously one tub shared by both!

I'd like to think their joint use enables them to overcome that age-old problem of how on earth you reach that bit between your shoulder blades.

H: Paul..., Mr Clarke love, can you rub me some cream in just here?

P: Alright H, but this time it stops there!


Despite the imminent demise of the programme, Helen is still a happy little bundle, and is obviously making the best of her time.

I hope it will become really informal and silly in the last couple of weeks and allow her full reign! Hopefully I will have sussed the new video by then!