When i was still in the closet, i was joking around with my friends during our lunch break, just having banter about the attractive female teachers as teenage boys do, so in an attempt to solidify my 'straightness' i declared that i wanted one of my teachers to be my 'dirty Swedish sex toy' even though she wasn't even Swedish for a start.. but as i was saying it, who walked through the doors into the corridor we were in? the exact teacher i was talking about.. i nearly hit the ****ing deck i was so embarrassed, i literally never said anything like that ever again just in case, it was so traumatizing i transferred from her class the next day
