For Folk's Sake
Housemates completed today's task after Big Brother told them they must 'Folk off'.
First up to sing their folk song was Team A, comprising Becki on guitar, Marco on tambourine, Dan, Nadia, Shell and some of the worst harmonies ever to reach the ears of man.
All folksy jumpers and beards, they performed their self-penned 'Barley Heritage Bicycle of Love' with gusto.
The track was well received by Team B, all of whom blissed out to the tune except Ahmed, who sat inscrutably behind his false beard.
Team B then kicked off with Stuart on guitar, accompanied by the vocal backing of Michelle, Ahmed, Victor and Jason and the second worst harmonies ever to reach the ears of man.
They sang 'I Smoke My Pipe' to a swaying and appreciative audience of Team A arm-wavers.
Afterwards Victor congratulated Team A on their composition. "That was a good song," he told them. And later in the day, he was still singing the catchy chorus.
Doubtless record companies will be queuing to sign the housemates up for chart success.
Bob Dylan, eat your heart out...
Make sure that you come back later to find out if the housemates have passed all their tasks this week.
If sucessful they'll be raving at a Big Brother 'full moon' party and eating their weekly rations as normal, if not there'll be many miffed individuals, and that toilet roll is going to have to go a long, long way...
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