[Crimson Dynamo]

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]

Chandler: Condoms?

Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.

Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

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Phoebe: So let's say I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. Okay. Hi. Come on in, I'm uh, Regina Philange.

Chandler: Chandler Bing.

Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.

Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.

[pause]

Chandler: I'll let myself out.

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[Re: "If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"]

Monica: Sex!

Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.

Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.

Chandler: It's like a big hug.

Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex or food?

Ross: Sex!

Phoebe: What about sex or dinosaurs?

Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?

Joey: I don't know it's too hard.

Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.

Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!