[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

BREAKING NEWS

Croc Creek had to be evacuated earlier tonight after a seven foot saltwater crocodile intruded their camp and immediately began trying on JoshBB's sandals. Cameramen were aghast to discover the croc - in a devastatingly gorgeous lilac pair - on the receiving end of a tirade of abuse from the previously AWOL camper.

"It was incredible", crewman Hayden Tibbany revealed, "this poor crocodile looked terrified, and a little bit hurt. We tried to intervene but Josh was holding a spear that he kept shaking at us, and then that just turned Conzors on so we had to run."

No word has been confirmed about the current whereabouts of either campmate or croc, but it's rumoured that JoshBB has 'gone native' and is now building himself a throne made from tree branches and boar faeces.