Helen's drawers were rummaged in again today, nothing too exciting I have to say.
Items on review were:
Pickled plums as used by celebs with sore throats,
A really naff handbag costing a bomb with Marilyn motifs on it. Lorraine asked if Helen had made it, and then said it looked as if it had been made by a child!
A pair of incredibly high and expensive pink 'jubilee' strappy shoes which Helen wondered if the Queen would wear, and Lorraine said, 'I don't think so, but maybe Prince Phillip.'
A pair of pink cowboy boots a la Madonna.
Helen was wearing one (!) of these and a Britney style T shirt. She admitted that her tee shirt was not so closely cut, but said 'I haven't got the same stomach'.
It was still entertaining, because Helen got her drawers in a twist as usual, and everyone had a hearty laugh, including the production crew.
These are the things which make it with Helen, and I think there is a 'let's just have a laugh' attiitude with everyone on there now. This could be interesting as we get nearer and nearer to the end of the month!
Sadly, no PC mentions, but our Helen is definitely still looking in the pink......and....
SHOCK HORROR!
..at the end of the show Lorraine announced that Helen and Ben would be reporting live from the Cannes Film Festival all next week.
I hope Mr Clarke is happy about that, and I hope Helen keeps her hands off young Mr Shepherd!
I mean, he is pretty...........................
BUT HE'S NOT PAUL CLARKE!
